The UK has a wonderful tradition of public health and safety communication campaigns – who can forget the Dark and Lonely Water ad? Oz has produced a wonderful addition to the genre. This animation published by Australian train company, Metro Trains Melbourne, is called Dumb Ways to Die. The animated safety message uses music and dark humour to warn people against behaving recklessly around trains. According to the song, dumb ways to die include using your private parts as piranha bait. Simply sublime.