So the recently-discovered Higgs boson is only the most boring type, the “bog Standard Model” Higgs boson. Apparently they were hoping for some exotic entity to blaze a trail into the undiscovered country of a new physics. Instead, they only got what they were looking for in the first place. Talk about ungrateful!
My favourite quote: “The Standard Model still rules OK, but the main test will come when the gamma rates are updated.”
Wow, OK then.